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Raw Talent

2009-11-11T09:18:00.000-08:00

This guy's first song is seriously better than any rap music on the radio these days.

That's what she said.

2009-10-28T07:49:00.000-07:00

Not much has changed here at 24 deep.

Go collect your free sativa snickerdoodle.

Jesse workin on some top secret shit.

This is Jesse helping Chris build a nice planter box.

Chris is slightly over it.

Chris is fully over it."You're doing a great job Jess! Just wanted to get out of your way."

No Chris, you won't be able to grow cheeseburgers out of this.

Speaking of food.

As for the white board.

Jesse got a new cruiser board, but has been too drunk to ride it yet.

Jippie Joe Jap rocks kicked down some of the finest weed Mexico has ever seen.

Now that Jose turned pro, he has decided to take up golfing.

FOUR!

Kerdoosh!

Got caught up with the Office. "This is gonna be huge!" "That's what she said."

Yes even Gron Artest is down with Shrimp Louie.

Jesse built this whole roof just to keep my bike dry.

Speaking of chicken.

Mothman prophecies.

Guess who?

Homework for today, go eat at the Delfin restaurant.

Dave R. just turned 30. We went to his sister's house where she had an amazing spread of food. One of those pots had some bomb ass goat meat in it.

There was a magical garden there to smoke in.

This felt real good.

I'm fully backing this thing.

Alf Sings "Old Time Rock and Roll" - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

Balloon Head

2009-10-23T10:31:00.000-07:00

Just when you thought his head couldn't get any bigger......

Shrimp Louie performs the Cannonball!

2009-10-21T13:06:00.000-07:00

Babytalk

2009-10-21T08:09:00.000-07:00

You really don't have to be very intelligent to work where I do. You really only need basic computer skills to get hired. You would think a tech support job for Cisco systems would require a little more than just knowing how to turn on a computer, how to use a keyboard and mouse, and opening up internet explorer. I have seen them hire all kinds of pieces of shit here that just fall asleep to a movie while their phone is ringing off the hook. Pretty amazing. This brings us to Babytalk. Babytalk is one of the most moronic people that I have ever had the pleasure of sitting two seats away from. She spits some of the most retarded shit out of her mouth, I probably lose thousands of brain cells a day just listening to her talk. So eventually I decided to make a list of the idiotic things she says, so others, besides myself and my neighboring co worker, can enjoy a few laughs at her air-headed expense. She has a slight lisp, uses the word "like" between every other word, and talks like the most stereotypical valley girl blond airhead. These are the first ten quotes to make the list. This took about 3 days. A lot of this shit is said to customers mind you:

1.Are you internally inside?

2.No, Thanks, I just ate one of those breads. (Referring to a Mexican pastry)

3.What virgin are you running? (Meant to say version)

4.Cause, it's, like, more better.

5.Omish bread! What the heck is that?!

6.It's more expensiver.

7.It ax her to restart after she unstall.

8.Try squirreling down the page.

9.I wanna be the girl from Addams family, you know, Patricia Adams?

10.I'm building a rash under my nose

I'm sure there will be plenty more to come. I will keep you posted.

It's a doggy dog world.

2009-10-06T07:32:00.000-07:00

So most of you already know that Bruce had his first birthday party. Oh man was that a huge success.

A lot of people totally blew it by showing up late and missing the group photo. Obviously they didn't give a shit about Bruce or his party.

Anyways all good dog party's could use a playlist like this:

1.AC-DC - Dog eat dog
2.Barking Dogs - Jingle bells
3.Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
4.Belle and Sebastian - Dog on wheels
5.Big Mama Thornton - You aint nothing but a hound dog
6.Everly Brothers - Bird Dog
7.Christian Death - Dog
8.David Bowie - Diamond dogs
9.DMX - Dogs out
10.Snoop Dog - Doggy dogg world
11.Barking dogs - Christmas songs
12.Elastica - Mad dog
13.Elvis Presley - Aint nothing but a hound dog
14.Elvis Pressley - Old Shep
15.Magnetic Fields - Fido your leash is too long
16.George Clinton - Atomic Dog
17.Beatles - Hey Bulldog
18.Patti Page - How much is that doggie in the window
19.Cat Stevens - I love my dog
20.Iggy Pop - I wanna be your dog
21.Iggy Pop - King of the dogs
22.Bob Dylan - If dogs run free
23.Johnny Cash - Dirty ol egg sucking dog
24.Lobo - Me and you and a dog named Boo
25.Manic Street Preachers - Damn dog
26.The Beatles - Martha my dear
27.Mississippi John Hurt - Salty dog blues
28.Hank Williams - Move it on over
29.Nellie Mckay - the dog song
30.Pet Shop Boys - I want a dog
31.Primus - Too many puppies
32.Pulp - Dogs are everywhere
33.Paul Anka - Puppy love
34.Chuck Berry - Roll over Beethoven
35.Rufus Thomas - Walking the dog
36.Pink Floyd - Seamus
37.Snoop Dog - Doggystyle
38.Snoop Dog - Got Beef
39.Stone Temple pilots - When the dogs do find her
40.The Associates - Even dogs in the wild
41.The Monkees - Gonna buy me a dog
42.Harry Nilsson - The puppy song
43.Wesley Willis - Suck my dogs dick
44.The Baja Men - Who let the dogs out
45.Modest Mouse - Wild pack of family dogs

In other news......

New lil buddy recruited

Guacamole was being made

Nice work guys

Lobster jammers

Bling Bling Blue Rasberry

Banana Red

Jesse got elbow surgery

Lil grumpy guy

Still in mint condition.... never been used

Later losers!

Gang Bang scramble

Another white board master piece

Hey sleepy Osmar.... need some help?

There you go..... Much better!

New bathroom for the donkeys

Jacob drew this on Patton's board, then Patton tried to fight him at an art show

Jacob's favorite spot... Centimeter high ledge

Bangkok hot dogs

G.G. Gomez

2009-09-28T07:57:00.000-07:00

This is my friend Gabe:

Gabe picked me up to go eat pho the other morning. He went to the bank first, then to the gas station. At the gas station he realized he had left his atm card at the bank. He then drove out of the gas station parking lot directly through 6 lanes, busy with traffic, into the one way entrance into the parking lot of the bank. He then stopped his car in the one way driveway, blocking any other cars trying to pull into the bank, and just got out of his car and went into the bank. There was a parking space 5 feet away from where he left his car to block the driveway.

Anyways he sent me some video clips he shot on his hyphy cam, so here they are. Thanks Gabe!

Rearry browing it......

2009-09-18T15:57:00.000-07:00

Meat Mool

2009-09-09T12:52:00.000-07:00

A lot of people ask me, what is a Meat Mool? I usually tell them, how the fuck should I know? Do you think any of my friends put deep thought into nicknaming others? I'm pretty sure it never has to mean anything just as long as it sounds funny enough. Ask Cavin how funny "Meat Nap" is, and he will say, "Meat Nap! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Obviously it needs no significant meaning to make people laugh. If you are really determined to find out the true meaning, I have provided online dictionary definitions for each word. You can read through them and pick the best combination for what "Meat Mool" should mean. Please do share.

meat
/mit/

–noun
1. the flesh of animals as used for food.
2. the edible part of anything, as a fruit or nut: Crack the walnuts and remove the meats.
3. the essential point or part of an argument, literary work, etc.; gist; crux: The meat of the play is the jealousy between the two brothers.
4. solid food: meat and drink.
5. solid or substantial content; pith: The article was full of meat, with few wasted words.
6. a favorite occupation, activity, etc.: Chess is his meat.
7. Chiefly South Midland and Southern U.S. pork, esp. bacon.
8. Slang: Vulgar. penis.
9. Archaic. the principal meal: to say grace before meat.
—Idiom
10. piece of meat, Slang.
a. a person regarded merely as a sex object.
b. a person, as a prizefighter or laborer, regarded merely as a strong or useful physical specimen.
Origin:
bef. 900; ME, OE mete food, c. OHG maz, ON matr, Goth mats

Related forms:
meatless, adjective
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2009.

meat (mēt)
n.

1. The edible flesh of animals, especially that of mammals as opposed to that of fish or poultry.
2. The edible part, as of a piece of fruit or a nut.
3. The essence, substance, or gist: the meat of the editorial.
4. Slang Something that one enjoys or excels in; a forte: Tennis is his meat.
5. Nourishment; food: "Love is not all: it is not meat nor drink" (Edna St. Vincent Millay).
6. Vulgar Slang
1. The human body regarded as an object of sexual desire.
2. The genitals.

[Middle English mete, from Old English, food.]
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2009 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

meat
O.E. mete "food, item of food" (contrasted with drink), from P.Gmc. *matiz (cf. O.Fris. mete, O.N. matr, Goth. mats "food," M.Du., Du. metworst, Ger. Mettwurst "type of sausage"), from PIE *mat-/*met- "measure" (see meter (2)). Narrower sense of "flesh used as food" is first attested c.1300.; figurative sense of "essential part" is from 1901. Dark meat, white meat supposedly popularized by Victorians as euphemisms for leg and breast. First record of meat loaf is from 1932. Meathead "stupid person" is from 1945; meat market "place where one looks for sex partners" is from 1896 (meat in various sexual senses of "penis, vagina, body regarded as a sex object, prostitute" are attested from 1595); meat wagon "ambulance" is from 1925, Amer.Eng. slang. Meaty "full of substance" is from 1881.
Online Etymology Dictionary, © 2001 Douglas Harper

meat

In addition to the idioms beginning with meat, also see beat the meat; one's man's meat is another man's poison.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of Idioms by Christine Ammer.
Copyright © 1997. Published by Houghton Mifflin.

mool
/mul/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [mool] Show IPA

–noun Scot. and North England.
1. soft, crumbly soil rich in mold or humus.
2. earth from or for a grave.
3. a grave.
Origin:
1570–80; var. of mold 3
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2009.

2009-09-08T13:12:00.000-07:00

Donut Skim Crew

2009-08-24T08:34:00.000-07:00

In case you missed it, the DSC mural:

Looks like I'll be able to cruise with the DSC every Friday now since my work days only consist of Mondays and Tuesdays now.

G Juan all tuckered out

Gronald McDonald and friends

Ikey + Brucey = BFFs

Marone killing the fashion game with his new shirt

Lil Jacob and a special menu designed for him and his peers

Black Tip

Saved this lil guy's life from our cats

Moved him into a new apartment

Lil Mee-les steady droolin

Osmar inspired art

Lil Breky

DSC on the road

Bruce tastes freedom

Bruce steady droolin

It looks like Gron Burgundy does swing both ways

Lil dream boat

Scary Louis on his new scary bicycle

Bwahahahahahaha

Shawn drinkin some manly ass shit

Hawg's crab cakes

Gron Carpenter's B-Day dinner.

Mahi Mahi

Garibaldi crew

Get em Shawn

Empty promises

Jimbo's korean sushi night

2009-08-19T09:08:00.000-07:00

You should probably go on you-tube and watch every single one of these videos:

Poor G Ron.......

2009-08-18T10:33:00.001-07:00

Looks like Patton's mission to become d brothers with the entire galaxy might be put on hiatus for a lil while.

I'm ready

2009-08-15T08:26:00.001-07:00

Marone killing the dance game at his own birthday party!

2009-08-14T11:52:00.001-07:00

Something to look foward to....

2009-08-12T08:49:00.001-07:00

Trip out

2009-08-05T09:53:00.001-07:00

Marone's sponser me video.....

2009-08-04T09:56:00.001-07:00

BMXing is the new rollerblading.

Special Birfday today!

2009-07-29T12:49:00.000-07:00

Protography spotlight #2

2009-07-29T11:01:00.000-07:00

Davey the jew Rosenberg was kind enough to submit some photos to the blog. You ever wonder why there are no Jewish professional skateboarders? I'm claiming mad racism in the skate industry.(photo captions by Rosenburg)

Payne and his lady Nicole came out to the mainland to buy a beater RV and drive across country - WATCH out Antiques Road Show!

A porch or deck in Hawaii is called a Lanai - view of Honolulu from Manoa Hills Lanai

Poof smuggled larf to the island, but his dumb ass only brought a grizzle, wow Vanilla!

Not only does Julian skate harder and rip harder than you, he rode this bike like a man to Sausalito - Dysentery membership?

"what the fuck is the internet?"

Nugget: I'm down for this dude, back him for sure - but that dude with bgp's looks like his ready to whoop some ass. PS Asian people with long hair, um it doesn't work (Take note: Nugs and Jules!).

Del was a judge at the Red Bull Manny Mania, can he distinguish between a fakie flip manual and nollie flip nose manual - or course not; and I could give a shite!

These cups used to be used for feeding babies, now they create a vacuum with my back - it feels crazy!

Cupping Aftermath... I looked like I stood in a batting cage backwards!
"nice stretch marks on your lower back you nasty ho." - Ken Goto

Brah I like shoot art yeah! Ho, got da kine shots!

Telch can balance on the tip of a sowing needle, but could not master this ass breaking contraption - Extreme Heelies!

Erkil in a B-Boy Stance - yeah I am attempting to trade Nikes for this piece with the artist!

Pretty much every sunset in Hawaii is photo worthy

Shrimp Louie Props - Kahuku Shrimp trucks and farms are insanely delicious!

We cupped and cupcaked - Good Livin' Like Bernie Mac!

Dead shark in a trash can in Macaha, it smelled worse than my knee brace after a long Dysentery trip!

I managed to invert the world for a split second! Street plant on sand minus the board.

This is my friend Brynne attempting to perform the "renegade" while her mom cheers her on and Vanilla's face says it all. Did I mention she is an internationally renowned Yoga instructor and has multiple masters, I love Hawaii!

Yeah I surfed so what? I attached this just to provide ammunition to get ruined by you guys - check out my surf rash!

Avery really has let himself go...I mean look at his chin(s). Plus the dude has the most awkward camera face EVER! I still love you Chris.

Granted I am smiling so hard my veins are bulging out (who wouldn't next to Jenkins?), but Chris has this half gangster, weird "I'm trying to look laid back look" but it really is just creepy. Maybe he is just trying to straighten out all those newly acquired chins?

Dude this one takes the cake right? Poor Ruth, I would never let my wife near a dude who could make a face like that "I couldn't make a face like that if a car ran over my foot."
Bill Hicks

What the hell is wrong with Chris?

When I was a 13 I thought Joe was the biggest stoner, but it turns out he is a straightedge man who can hang with the craziest fools. His dog Hazel is the baddest bitch too, forget Trina!!!

Young Miya Whiteley is more talented, speaks more languages, and is cuter than you!

I found my car broken into in the Panhandle, but never happened once in Hunters Point! Luckily, Halba's brilliant ass had a dude who fixed windows because he shot out his neighbors windshield with the ricochet of bb gun - Yeah Matt!

Clammy wears high waters, peruvian shoes, shirts that are too small for him, drinks poppy seed tea on the regs, and now runs this little dreamer around the Mission - can you say HIPSTER!!!!
Canalien is like my favorite dude though - DEAR GABBY!

Not only are we the shiny forehead members, we are also the founders. Erik and I contemplate how to get around in a few years!

Sean never looks like he is in utter awe, like he just found an old piece of musical equipment at the swap meet!

My friend from Seattle doesn't give a shit, he moved to NYC with a tattoo of Osama holding a lit bomb smiling. Did I mention he writes "Arab" ?????

Little Hector the Hoe Protector never calls me back, but apparently he now is in a "small person" rap duo? Maker hates it when you drink his beer.

Thanks for the help Dave. Keep holding it down for the chosen peeps.

Protographer spotlight

2009-07-28T08:12:00.000-07:00

Yes our pal G Ron Hubbard has come along way with his skateboard photography. Here are a few photos I took from his Flickr account without his permission. Thanks Chris!

Gerbs comes through with a new pic for his Myspace. Probably the first one that wasn't a bail photo.

sidenote: a rollerblade photographer gave chris some insight on this photo via flickr comment.

Hungry Hungry Halba's unquenchable hunger is still devouring spots all over the bay area.

This is Jose. He rips, obveez. I don't think this was a make, but that sort of shit makes covers these days.

This ramp probably would have been the end of Josh if Jesse didn't tear it down. Frontside over the hip to backside wheelbite, and then a screw to the back.

S-Fast likes front blunts and not getting pissed on.

Another Zack attack at a spot that nobody else would ever try to skate.

If Gary Busey could do heelflips, it would look something like this.

Marone hates this spot because he is too small to see over these ledges.

Well Pat, you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work and thanks for your involuntary submission.

The Italian Spiderman

2009-07-27T08:12:00.000-07:00

My friend Jerrod told me about this a while ago. Then I forgot about it. Then I remembered it today. You can check out the rest of the episodes on youtube.

Special B-DAY today!

2009-07-23T08:33:00.001-07:00

That's right!

REEEEEEEEMIX!

2009-07-22T09:23:00.000-07:00

Hot town, summer in the city

2009-07-21T07:11:00.000-07:00

Patton had a 4th of July party at his parents house. There was a drawer of tri-tips.

We went swimming and had to look at these dudes gross ass feet.

And the winner is.....

Josh was cooking the food for everyone, and got to tell his story about getting run over by a rainbow cab about a thousand times. Then someone told Josh that the chicken he cooked had more burn marks than his face.

They had a margarita machine.

And of course, a fireworks display.

Lil Jacob and Goldschlager were the only sober people there, so they ran the show.

Some tall ass fools.

New spot

Fuck Talaquepaque, fuck them in their stupid asses. Plaza Garibaldi took them out the chavela game.

Went to the Mansion for cajun night. Had some frog legs.

Some pork feet.

Jimmy was head chef of this event.

Goldschlager's worst nightmare.

Goldschlager was bribed to eat one whole frog leg for a 20$ Star Wars poster.

It was all good though because he could wash it down with his favorite new soda, blue mountain dew.

Shrimp Louie got caught slippin.

Some veit comedy

Coffee and Birthday cake at another boring day at work.

Hung out with some Euro-Trash over at Teskies.

24 deep comes home from the bar.

Jesse tried to piss on Shawn

Then he beat Shawn up.

Then he rode Shawn like a bull.

Then he put him in a full nelson.

Then Jesse told Shawn he was gonna piss on him again.

"Here it comes Shawn!"

Oh, by the way. To set the record straight, if anyone ever pisses on Shawn he will dedicate his life to hunting you down and killing you.

This bird got it's leg stuck in these pipes at a real good time.

I was gonna set it free, but I already had a bunch of other shit to do.

Hungry, Hungry, Halba.

Oh ya. Weekly Sunday night sushi bike ride.