Davey the jew Rosenberg was kind enough to submit some photos to the blog. You ever wonder why there are no Jewish professional skateboarders? I'm claiming mad racism in the skate industry.(photo captions by Rosenburg)
Payne and his lady Nicole came out to the mainland to buy a beater RV and drive across country - WATCH out Antiques Road Show!
A porch or deck in Hawaii is called a Lanai - view of Honolulu from Manoa Hills Lanai
Poof smuggled larf to the island, but his dumb ass only brought a grizzle, wow Vanilla!
Not only does Julian skate harder and rip harder than you, he rode this bike like a man to Sausalito - Dysentery membership?
"what the fuck is the internet?"
Nugget: I'm down for this dude, back him for sure - but that dude with bgp's looks like his ready to whoop some ass. PS Asian people with long hair, um it doesn't work (Take note: Nugs and Jules!).
Del was a judge at the Red Bull Manny Mania, can he distinguish between a fakie flip manual and nollie flip nose manual - or course not; and I could give a shite!
These cups used to be used for feeding babies, now they create a vacuum with my back - it feels crazy!
Cupping Aftermath... I looked like I stood in a batting cage backwards! "nice stretch marks on your lower back you nasty ho." - Ken Goto
Brah I like shoot art yeah! Ho, got da kine shots!
Telch can balance on the tip of a sowing needle, but could not master this ass breaking contraption - Extreme Heelies!
Erkil in a B-Boy Stance - yeah I am attempting to trade Nikes for this piece with the artist!
Pretty much every sunset in Hawaii is photo worthy
Shrimp Louie Props - Kahuku Shrimp trucks and farms are insanely delicious!
We cupped and cupcaked - Good Livin' Like Bernie Mac!
Dead shark in a trash can in Macaha, it smelled worse than my knee brace after a long Dysentery trip!
I managed to invert the world for a split second! Street plant on sand minus the board.
This is my friend Brynne attempting to perform the "renegade" while her mom cheers her on and Vanilla's face says it all. Did I mention she is an internationally renowned Yoga instructor and has multiple masters, I love Hawaii!
Yeah I surfed so what? I attached this just to provide ammunition to get ruined by you guys - check out my surf rash!
Avery really has let himself go...I mean look at his chin(s). Plus the dude has the most awkward camera face EVER! I still love you Chris.
Granted I am smiling so hard my veins are bulging out (who wouldn't next to Jenkins?), but Chris has this half gangster, weird "I'm trying to look laid back look" but it really is just creepy. Maybe he is just trying to straighten out all those newly acquired chins?
Dude this one takes the cake right? Poor Ruth, I would never let my wife near a dude who could make a face like that "I couldn't make a face like that if a car ran over my foot." Bill Hicks
What the hell is wrong with Chris?
When I was a 13 I thought Joe was the biggest stoner, but it turns out he is a straightedge man who can hang with the craziest fools. His dog Hazel is the baddest bitch too, forget Trina!!!
Young Miya Whiteley is more talented, speaks more languages, and is cuter than you!
I found my car broken into in the Panhandle, but never happened once in Hunters Point! Luckily, Halba's brilliant ass had a dude who fixed windows because he shot out his neighbors windshield with the ricochet of bb gun - Yeah Matt!
Clammy wears high waters, peruvian shoes, shirts that are too small for him, drinks poppy seed tea on the regs, and now runs this little dreamer around the Mission - can you say HIPSTER!!!! Canalien is like my favorite dude though - DEAR GABBY!
Not only are we the shiny forehead members, we are also the founders. Erik and I contemplate how to get around in a few years!
Sean never looks like he is in utter awe, like he just found an old piece of musical equipment at the swap meet!
My friend from Seattle doesn't give a shit, he moved to NYC with a tattoo of Osama holding a lit bomb smiling. Did I mention he writes "Arab" ?????
Little Hector the Hoe Protector never calls me back, but apparently he now is in a "small person" rap duo? Maker hates it when you drink his beer.
Thanks for the help Dave. Keep holding it down for the chosen peeps.
Yes our pal G Ron Hubbard has come along way with his skateboard photography. Here are a few photos I took from his Flickr account without his permission. Thanks Chris!
Gerbs comes through with a new pic for his Myspace. Probably the first one that wasn't a bail photo.
sidenote: a rollerblade photographer gave chris some insight on this photo via flickr comment.
Hungry Hungry Halba's unquenchable hunger is still devouring spots all over the bay area.
This is Jose. He rips, obveez. I don't think this was a make, but that sort of shit makes covers these days.
This ramp probably would have been the end of Josh if Jesse didn't tear it down. Frontside over the hip to backside wheelbite, and then a screw to the back.
S-Fast likes front blunts and not getting pissed on.
Another Zack attack at a spot that nobody else would ever try to skate.
If Gary Busey could do heelflips, it would look something like this.
Marone hates this spot because he is too small to see over these ledges.
Well Pat, you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work and thanks for your involuntary submission.
My friend Jerrod told me about this a while ago. Then I forgot about it. Then I remembered it today. You can check out the rest of the episodes on youtube.
Patton had a 4th of July party at his parents house. There was a drawer of tri-tips.
We went swimming and had to look at these dudes gross ass feet.
And the winner is.....
Josh was cooking the food for everyone, and got to tell his story about getting run over by a rainbow cab about a thousand times. Then someone told Josh that the chicken he cooked had more burn marks than his face.
They had a margarita machine.
And of course, a fireworks display.
Lil Jacob and Goldschlager were the only sober people there, so they ran the show.
Some tall ass fools.
New spot
Fuck Talaquepaque, fuck them in their stupid asses. Plaza Garibaldi took them out the chavela game.
Went to the Mansion for cajun night. Had some frog legs.
Some pork feet.
Jimmy was head chef of this event.
Goldschlager's worst nightmare.
Goldschlager was bribed to eat one whole frog leg for a 20$ Star Wars poster.
It was all good though because he could wash it down with his favorite new soda, blue mountain dew.
Shrimp Louie got caught slippin.
Some veit comedy
Coffee and Birthday cake at another boring day at work.
Hung out with some Euro-Trash over at Teskies.
24 deep comes home from the bar.
Jesse tried to piss on Shawn
Then he beat Shawn up.
Then he rode Shawn like a bull.
Then he put him in a full nelson.
Then Jesse told Shawn he was gonna piss on him again.
"Here it comes Shawn!"
Oh, by the way. To set the record straight, if anyone ever pisses on Shawn he will dedicate his life to hunting you down and killing you.
This bird got it's leg stuck in these pipes at a real good time.
I was gonna set it free, but I already had a bunch of other shit to do.
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaats Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Sodahead is back with a vengeance! He stepped his game up to beer now, and this rolling rock does not stand a chance! Get em sodahead!
And for all you haters out there, Sodahead has a little message for you.
"W" SUSPENSE BEYOND ALL OTHERS.
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DAYM! We have the Expedition team coming to the shop on Saturday the 28th
from 1-3. Shits gonna be live. B-B-Q, beers, spliff life, all kinds of
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