Raw Talent

This guy's first song is seriously better than any rap music on the radio these days.

That's what she said.

Not much has changed here at 24 deep.





Go collect your free sativa snickerdoodle.



Jesse workin on some top secret shit.





This is Jesse helping Chris build a nice planter box.



Chris is slightly over it.



Chris is fully over it."You're doing a great job Jess! Just wanted to get out of your way."



No Chris, you won't be able to grow cheeseburgers out of this.



Speaking of food.



As for the white board.







Jesse got a new cruiser board, but has been too drunk to ride it yet.



Jippie Joe Jap rocks kicked down some of the finest weed Mexico has ever seen.



Now that Jose turned pro, he has decided to take up golfing.



FOUR!





Kerdoosh!



Got caught up with the Office. "This is gonna be huge!" "That's what she said."



Yes even Gron Artest is down with Shrimp Louie.



Jesse built this whole roof just to keep my bike dry.



Speaking of chicken.



Mothman prophecies.



Guess who?



Homework for today, go eat at the Delfin restaurant.





Dave R. just turned 30. We went to his sister's house where she had an amazing spread of food. One of those pots had some bomb ass goat meat in it.





There was a magical garden there to smoke in.





This felt real good.



I'm fully backing this thing.



Alf Sings "Old Time Rock and Roll" - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

Balloon Head

Just when you thought his head couldn't get any bigger......

Shrimp Louie performs the Cannonball!

Babytalk

You really don't have to be very intelligent to work where I do. You really only need basic computer skills to get hired. You would think a tech support job for Cisco systems would require a little more than just knowing how to turn on a computer, how to use a keyboard and mouse, and opening up internet explorer. I have seen them hire all kinds of pieces of shit here that just fall asleep to a movie while their phone is ringing off the hook. Pretty amazing. This brings us to Babytalk. Babytalk is one of the most moronic people that I have ever had the pleasure of sitting two seats away from. She spits some of the most retarded shit out of her mouth, I probably lose thousands of brain cells a day just listening to her talk. So eventually I decided to make a list of the idiotic things she says, so others, besides myself and my neighboring co worker, can enjoy a few laughs at her air-headed expense. She has a slight lisp, uses the word "like" between every other word, and talks like the most stereotypical valley girl blond airhead. These are the first ten quotes to make the list. This took about 3 days. A lot of this shit is said to customers mind you:


1.Are you internally inside?

2.No, Thanks, I just ate one of those breads. (Referring to a Mexican pastry)

3.What virgin are you running? (Meant to say version)

4.Cause, it's, like, more better.

5.Omish bread! What the heck is that?!

6.It's more expensiver.

7.It ax her to restart after she unstall.

8.Try squirreling down the page.

9.I wanna be the girl from Addams family, you know, Patricia Adams?

10.I'm building a rash under my nose


I'm sure there will be plenty more to come. I will keep you posted.

It's a doggy dog world.

So most of you already know that Bruce had his first birthday party. Oh man was that a huge success.





A lot of people totally blew it by showing up late and missing the group photo. Obviously they didn't give a shit about Bruce or his party.

Anyways all good dog party's could use a playlist like this:

1.AC-DC - Dog eat dog
2.Barking Dogs - Jingle bells
3.Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
4.Belle and Sebastian - Dog on wheels
5.Big Mama Thornton - You aint nothing but a hound dog
6.Everly Brothers - Bird Dog
7.Christian Death - Dog
8.David Bowie - Diamond dogs
9.DMX - Dogs out
10.Snoop Dog - Doggy dogg world
11.Barking dogs - Christmas songs
12.Elastica - Mad dog
13.Elvis Presley - Aint nothing but a hound dog
14.Elvis Pressley - Old Shep
15.Magnetic Fields - Fido your leash is too long
16.George Clinton - Atomic Dog
17.Beatles - Hey Bulldog
18.Patti Page - How much is that doggie in the window
19.Cat Stevens - I love my dog
20.Iggy Pop - I wanna be your dog
21.Iggy Pop - King of the dogs
22.Bob Dylan - If dogs run free
23.Johnny Cash - Dirty ol egg sucking dog
24.Lobo - Me and you and a dog named Boo
25.Manic Street Preachers - Damn dog
26.The Beatles - Martha my dear
27.Mississippi John Hurt - Salty dog blues
28.Hank Williams - Move it on over
29.Nellie Mckay - the dog song
30.Pet Shop Boys - I want a dog
31.Primus - Too many puppies
32.Pulp - Dogs are everywhere
33.Paul Anka - Puppy love
34.Chuck Berry - Roll over Beethoven
35.Rufus Thomas - Walking the dog
36.Pink Floyd - Seamus
37.Snoop Dog - Doggystyle
38.Snoop Dog - Got Beef
39.Stone Temple pilots - When the dogs do find her
40.The Associates - Even dogs in the wild
41.The Monkees - Gonna buy me a dog
42.Harry Nilsson - The puppy song
43.Wesley Willis - Suck my dogs dick
44.The Baja Men - Who let the dogs out
45.Modest Mouse - Wild pack of family dogs

In other news......

New lil buddy recruited





Guacamole was being made



Nice work guys



Lobster jammers



Bling Bling Blue Rasberry



Banana Red



Jesse got elbow surgery



Lil grumpy guy





Still in mint condition.... never been used



Later losers!



Gang Bang scramble



Another white board master piece



Hey sleepy Osmar.... need some help?



There you go..... Much better!



New bathroom for the donkeys



Jacob drew this on Patton's board, then Patton tried to fight him at an art show



Jacob's favorite spot... Centimeter high ledge



Bangkok hot dogs

G.G. Gomez

This is my friend Gabe:



Gabe picked me up to go eat pho the other morning. He went to the bank first, then to the gas station. At the gas station he realized he had left his atm card at the bank. He then drove out of the gas station parking lot directly through 6 lanes, busy with traffic, into the one way entrance into the parking lot of the bank. He then stopped his car in the one way driveway, blocking any other cars trying to pull into the bank, and just got out of his car and went into the bank. There was a parking space 5 feet away from where he left his car to block the driveway.

Anyways he sent me some video clips he shot on his hyphy cam, so here they are. Thanks Gabe!